1 00:00:06,536 --> 00:00:08,769 I didn't have a real one appointment... 2 00:00:08,779 --> 00:00:10,788 for a very long time. 3 00:00:11,224 --> 00:00:13,736 I think I'm going to have to give the best of myself, for Lenny. 4 00:00:13,746 --> 00:00:16,381 The guy at the bar, who didn't want not come to my house. 5 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,575 But I had a long day... 6 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,184 and I'm only in the mood for one thing. 7 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:29,183 You never know what can happen. 8 00:00:29,337 --> 00:00:32,187 And there is nothing worse what a stuffy ass. 9 00:00:38,886 --> 00:00:41,430 I guess I could... Being a little too prepared. 10 00:00:43,948 --> 00:00:47,745 Hunting Season - Season 01 Episode 03 11 00:00:51,546 --> 00:00:52,690 - Hello. - Hi ! 12 00:00:56,814 --> 00:00:58,714 - Beautiful apartment. - Oh, thank you. 13 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,451 For you. 14 00:01:02,235 --> 00:01:05,080 Oh, wow... It's so cute. 15 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:08,973 Are you sure you like it? I hesitated between it and a carnivorous plant. 16 00:01:08,983 --> 00:01:12,231 Like “Rose or carnivorous plant? Rose or carnivorous plant? 17 00:01:12,241 --> 00:01:15,331 Damn, at least I wouldn't have had flies in my room. 18 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:17,134 I'm going to put it in a vase. 19 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:21,284 I'm very excited for Spasso, by the way. I've been reading reviews for weeks! 20 00:01:21,294 --> 00:01:23,680 Yes, and my friend Tyler is the boss. 21 00:01:23,690 --> 00:01:24,941 Oh, nice! 22 00:01:28,329 --> 00:01:29,344 Beautiful vase. 23 00:01:29,742 --> 00:01:32,366 It's MoMA style. It's horrible, but I like it. 24 00:01:32,376 --> 00:01:34,355 I take my jacket. 25 00:01:35,408 --> 00:01:37,226 Where is the restaurant? 26 00:01:37,236 --> 00:01:39,036 Between 52nd and 10th. 27 00:01:39,597 --> 00:01:42,362 So close? You were not obliged to pass by, I would have joined you there. 28 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:43,572 No worries. 29 00:01:45,211 --> 00:01:46,355 Here we go ? 30 00:01:46,554 --> 00:01:47,595 Yes. 31 00:02:26,117 --> 00:02:27,774 We're going to be late... 32 00:02:27,784 --> 00:02:28,866 Yes. 33 00:02:28,876 --> 00:02:30,232 We're going to be. 34 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:47,596 Fuck me. 35 00:03:38,482 --> 00:03:40,087 Damn...I just... 36 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:41,338 Don't move! 37 00:04:00,951 --> 00:04:02,608 Do you need a towel? 38 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:03,623 Yes. 39 00:04:14,285 --> 00:04:15,585 We should go. 40 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:20,737 Yeah. 41 00:04:24,874 --> 00:04:27,714 I'm sorry, sir. The reservation was for an hour ago. 42 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:28,921 You cannot enter. 43 00:04:28,931 --> 00:04:30,905 Can you just tell Tyler 44 00:04:30,915 --> 00:04:33,246 - that we are there? - We are overwhelmed this evening. 45 00:04:33,256 --> 00:04:35,306 It's not our fault if we are late. 46 00:04:51,171 --> 00:04:52,867 Sorry again for dinner. 47 00:04:53,587 --> 00:04:55,737 It wasn't your fault, stop apologizing. 48 00:04:55,854 --> 00:04:58,854 Sorry, that's one of my problems. I apologize too often. 49 00:05:01,739 --> 00:05:03,801 It was an excuse too. Sorry. 50 00:05:03,811 --> 00:05:07,069 If you want my clothes, you you're going to have to steal them from me. 51 00:05:12,118 --> 00:05:14,096 Let's pretend we Were at Spasso. 52 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,805 And that we are treated to a nice dinner. 53 00:05:18,724 --> 00:05:19,880 Okay. 54 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:21,808 Elegant. 55 00:05:21,818 --> 00:05:23,388 Did you just fart? 56 00:05:23,398 --> 00:05:26,933 What did you just say, bitch? 57 00:05:27,837 --> 00:05:29,918 So how was 58 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:32,461 your job this week? 59 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:37,061 Well, I would say, what about you? 60 00:05:37,215 --> 00:05:38,757 Quite exciting, 61 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:41,241 we organized the birthday party from Harleen on Friday. 62 00:05:41,251 --> 00:05:43,463 - Who is it ? - My colleague. 63 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,143 We are... good friends. 64 00:05:45,153 --> 00:05:47,738 What do you already do for work? You... 65 00:05:50,205 --> 00:05:52,555 Excuse me, I didn't have ordered... 66 00:05:55,245 --> 00:05:56,298 pickles. 67 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,210 I had a good time. 68 00:06:12,178 --> 00:06:13,797 - Yes, me too. - Okay. 69 00:06:14,401 --> 00:06:15,493 Well... 70 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,645 Are you sure you don't want Should I take you home? 71 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:19,174 No, no. 72 00:06:19,354 --> 00:06:21,371 - That would make you take a detour. - It's true. 73 00:06:21,487 --> 00:06:22,951 Well, see you soon. 74 00:06:35,038 --> 00:06:38,121 After having the best fuck, and the worst date of my life, 75 00:06:38,378 --> 00:06:40,164 I didn't know what to think. 76 00:06:42,787 --> 00:06:44,237 It's all your fault. 77 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:47,828 I actually needed advice from someone who knew about dating. 78 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:51,593 So the guy showed up at your door to go to dinner, and you had sex immediately? 79 00:06:51,603 --> 00:06:52,630 More or less. 80 00:06:53,016 --> 00:06:54,943 I would like to be gay, from time to time. 81 00:06:54,953 --> 00:06:56,664 You know how many bad ones evenings that would have saved me, 82 00:06:56,674 --> 00:06:58,604 if I could have slept before dinner? 83 00:06:58,614 --> 00:07:00,636 Ok, but the meal was horrible. 84 00:07:00,646 --> 00:07:02,447 Welcome to the world of dating. 85 00:07:02,457 --> 00:07:04,828 I don't know if it's worth it to have another date with him. 86 00:07:04,838 --> 00:07:06,434 How can I know that it's not boring? 87 00:07:06,444 --> 00:07:08,258 What else happened during your appointment? 88 00:07:08,268 --> 00:07:10,075 He showed up with a rose. 89 00:07:10,085 --> 00:07:12,105 It's so cute! 90 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:13,215 Yes, but... 91 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,642 he lives on the 52nd, and he insisted 92 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:18,198 to pick me up in East Village while the restaurant 93 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,357 is closer to home. Strange, right? 94 00:07:20,367 --> 00:07:21,954 Once again...cute! 95 00:07:21,964 --> 00:07:24,490 It's nice and it made him a gentleman to pick up your date for dinner. 96 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,019 - It doesn't matter where he lives. - ok. 97 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,483 And where does it come from? 98 00:07:27,493 --> 00:07:28,799 From the series “Les crequantes”. 99 00:07:28,809 --> 00:07:32,409 The boys always went looking Blanche, Dorothy and Rose! 100 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:35,475 It’s a way of showing that we is interested in you. 101 00:07:35,485 --> 00:07:37,981 I don't know... Maybe for a straight guy. 102 00:07:38,405 --> 00:07:40,140 I find it an exaggerated gesture. 103 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:42,936 I wish straight people were so cute and attentive. 104 00:07:43,051 --> 00:07:46,153 You knew that Micha�l simply stopped answering my calls? 105 00:07:46,436 --> 00:07:49,834 - The owner of the furniture store? - Yes. 106 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,411 A little weird, huh? 107 00:07:51,717 --> 00:07:53,811 I would slam the door in his face if I were you. 108 00:07:55,623 --> 00:07:57,177 What's your problem? 109 00:07:57,383 --> 00:07:59,483 - What are you talking about? - He's your fuck buddy. 110 00:07:59,493 --> 00:08:01,346 Stop acting like your daughter. 111 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,611 Why do you think that? 112 00:08:02,621 --> 00:08:05,206 You met a guy, took his number, he came to your house, 113 00:08:05,216 --> 00:08:06,416 and you fucked. 114 00:08:06,631 --> 00:08:08,831 Minimal effort for maximum efficiency. 115 00:08:09,029 --> 00:08:10,735 Like a whore would do. 116 00:08:10,745 --> 00:08:14,088 Nothing happened the first evening, you knew this would happen. 117 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:17,933 The problem is that you are went out together after sex. 118 00:08:18,036 --> 00:08:20,786 - The sex was great, huh? - Oh... 119 00:08:20,796 --> 00:08:24,207 - Damn good! - Then you don't care. Keep it close. 120 00:08:24,554 --> 00:08:26,940 I think it's completely crazy let him come to your house and take you. 121 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:28,338 Who does this? 122 00:08:28,348 --> 00:08:30,290 And don't tell me about the rose. 123 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,405 - A psychopath. - I know ! 124 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:35,128 The flowers are ridiculous. 125 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:37,068 Do you know who buys flowers? 126 00:08:38,096 --> 00:08:39,096 This guy. 127 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:42,386 Yes, and even this one. 128 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,568 No. This guy doesn't bring flowers. 129 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:46,894 This guy seems to care to park the cars. 130 00:08:47,844 --> 00:08:48,911 This guy... 131 00:08:51,807 --> 00:08:52,938 What? 132 00:08:53,644 --> 00:08:55,404 He's the perfect guy. 133 00:08:55,414 --> 00:08:57,601 He is successful, self-confident in bed, 134 00:08:57,611 --> 00:08:59,566 he knows exactly what he wants, 135 00:08:59,576 --> 00:09:02,026 he is over 40 years old, but is still very beautiful. 136 00:09:04,355 --> 00:09:06,021 What is your name, alien? 137 00:09:06,031 --> 00:09:08,109 And what have you done with my friend Tommy? 138 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,889 These are just facts. 139 00:09:11,748 --> 00:09:14,600 I've never seen you look at guys over 25 years old. 140 00:09:15,705 --> 00:09:17,504 Why don't you go talk to him? 141 00:09:17,837 --> 00:09:19,559 - Why not ? - I'm not ready. 142 00:09:19,569 --> 00:09:20,651 What ? 143 00:09:20,809 --> 00:09:22,109 I'm going to ruin everything! 144 00:09:22,119 --> 00:09:25,203 I often work after 10 p.m. my plans change often. 145 00:09:25,213 --> 00:09:28,717 I go to the gym at 5:30 p.m., and I never know when I have free time. 146 00:09:28,727 --> 00:09:30,986 A guy like that will leave me talk to him 147 00:09:30,996 --> 00:09:33,946 10 seconds before fucking me kick in the ass. 148 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:35,886 I'm just realistic. 149 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:37,480 But that's... 150 00:09:37,942 --> 00:09:40,518 This is exactly what I need. 151 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,047 He is always patient, 152 00:09:42,057 --> 00:09:43,768 he moves when it's cold, 153 00:09:44,038 --> 00:09:47,038 and he is not experienced enough to complain about sex. 154 00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:49,835 In fact, he is content with what he has. 155 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,090 And he appreciates it. 156 00:09:56,422 --> 00:09:59,072 Send a message to your new fuck buddy. 157 00:10:00,732 --> 00:10:02,402 Even if he's an idiot, 158 00:10:02,412 --> 00:10:04,110 Tommy was right on target. 159 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:07,907 Why don't I enjoy sex with Lenny, and why do I worry about the rest? 160 00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:32,154 Is everything okay? 161 00:10:33,349 --> 00:10:34,729 Oh... yes. 162 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:41,777 Aren't you excited? 163 00:10:44,801 --> 00:10:47,370 What are you doing like work, by the way? 164 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:52,849 I work at the Carter Foundation. 165 00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,956 - Do you listen to people then? - Yes. 166 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:57,152 This is one of the main things that we do. 167 00:10:57,460 --> 00:11:00,486 It's pretty cool. I often meet interesting people. 168 00:11:00,987 --> 00:11:02,737 It's... pretty awesome. 169 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,674 How long have you been doing this? 170 00:11:06,429 --> 00:11:08,934 Sometimes we think we are well prepared for one thing 171 00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:11,374 and bam! Things take another twist. 172 00:11:11,489 --> 00:11:15,459 And other times, we can't prepare for things you can't imagine. 173 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:17,553 But if things go well, 174 00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:19,467 everything falls into place simply. 175 00:11:20,007 --> 00:11:21,907 Whether you are ready or not.